Dreamland Grandma Patch Notes Updates V 1.1, Originally Published by Heavy Feather Review

Original publication can be viewed here.

This update enhances the compatibility of Grandma with other programs. It will henceforth be renamed “Dreamland Grandma.” It is recommended for all users. Restart required.

  • Based on user feedback, increased source material of queer texts/knowledge
  • Decreased speech ability
  • Decreased ability to comment on fashion choices
  • Increased desire for generosity
  • Deactivates critical capacities in regards to queerness
  • Contains improvements in baking and cooking capabilities
  • Dishwashing skill downgrade (Requires download of sister program Dreamland Grandpa—all subsequent chore tasks will be distributed to sister program)
  • To share your feedback, yell directly into the monitor and Dreamland Grandma will send a synchronized data report to manufacturers
  • Bug fixes involving the experience manager
  • Fixed a bug that resulted in verbal refusals to attend weddings
  • Fixed a bug that prevented Grandma from apologizing
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